1 00:00:00,997 --> 00:00:03,630 Car, bar, far... 2 00:00:05,181 --> 00:00:06,669 Yes, exactly. 3 00:00:06,679 --> 00:00:09,276 You know, the English, just because they are strange, they pronounce like this: 4 00:00:11,523 --> 00:00:12,973 That would be great. 5 00:00:13,602 --> 00:00:15,031 That would be great. 6 00:00:16,264 --> 00:00:17,284 Richard... 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,639 - Hear Etienne's Irish accent! - That would be great. 8 00:00:24,281 --> 00:00:26,603 Oh, God, glitter and a ten? 9 00:00:26,613 --> 00:00:28,329 It's a postcard from my mom... 10 00:00:28,339 --> 00:00:29,880 For my birthday. 11 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,114 I can't imagine you as a child. 12 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:33,957 I'm sure you were born... 13 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,553 Already with this expression hard and serious... 14 00:00:36,563 --> 00:00:38,438 - And with an opinion about Checkhov. - Listen... 15 00:00:38,945 --> 00:00:42,422 I'm not the one wearing red boots as a cowboy without being on a ranch. 16 00:00:42,432 --> 00:00:44,276 Ah, impressed! 17 00:00:44,841 --> 00:00:47,291 Look at you, judging me like a drag queen competition. 18 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:50,480 No. I don't understand much about that world. 19 00:00:52,332 --> 00:00:55,835 - So, what are you doing for your birthday? - I'll go to town, take some shots, 20 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,357 a trip to the disco... 21 00:00:58,741 --> 00:01:01,787 Hey, Etienne, do you want come to a nightclub? 22 00:01:01,797 --> 00:01:02,866 I'm busy. 23 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:04,631 I'll go alone, then. 24 00:01:06,128 --> 00:01:07,550 So, how old are you? 25 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:09,035 Forty-six. 26 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:11,971 - How many did you think I had? - Seventy. 27 00:01:12,699 --> 00:01:14,130 No, wait... sep... 28 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,278 - Seventy-two. - Seventy-two? 29 00:01:18,348 --> 00:01:19,414 So... 30 00:01:20,546 --> 00:01:22,636 Is forty-six too many for you? 31 00:01:23,477 --> 00:01:24,933 What, to live? 32 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:28,369 Well... no... you know... 33 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,760 Yes, I know, yeah... 34 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:33,869 Well, I mean, it's about sensations... 35 00:01:34,298 --> 00:01:35,387 No, Richard? 36 00:01:35,703 --> 00:01:37,569 - Sensations. - Yes. 37 00:01:37,579 --> 00:01:40,904 - Okay. - I don't read books, Richard, I read sensations. 38 00:01:40,914 --> 00:01:42,431 Make me a cup of tea, will you? 39 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:47,022 While you're at it, do it to me too a cup of tea, Richard, would you like? 40 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:54,916 Okay, what do we have next? Four letter words. 41 00:01:54,926 --> 00:01:57,459 This Way Up - Season 1 Episode 6 - "Episode 6" 42 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:00,389 Have they run out of avocado? I don't believe it. 43 00:02:00,399 --> 00:02:02,766 An avocado shortage? Very serious, Vish. 44 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:07,441 - To what do I owe this displeasure, then? - I think Shona is dead or late. 45 00:02:07,451 --> 00:02:09,397 I only have a plan for the first option. 46 00:02:09,407 --> 00:02:11,796 - For what? - We have a dance lesson. 47 00:02:11,806 --> 00:02:14,790 - Yes, Shona won't be coming to class. - Yes, he promised me! 48 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,626 - It cost me dearly, I don't know where it is. - Shona is with Charlotte, as always. 49 00:02:18,636 --> 00:02:21,395 It's a bad time. You can go there alone, it is not Noah's ark 50 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:24,885 - you don't have to go as a couple. - I can't go alone, I'm not stupid. 51 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,127 I go to the gym alone every day. 52 00:02:28,137 --> 00:02:29,433 In fact you are stupid. 53 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:31,566 Hey, are you excited for the weekend? 54 00:02:31,576 --> 00:02:35,725 I'm excited for this sandwich and terrified for the weekend. 55 00:02:35,735 --> 00:02:38,047 - Ok, go dance! - Yes, there are, there are. 56 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:39,403 - Hello. - Hello. 57 00:02:48,666 --> 00:02:50,391 Thank you. HI. 58 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,809 - Excuse me. - Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God! 59 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:16,962 I didn't think you would be home this evening! 60 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:19,302 - Ah, hi, Emma. Welcome back! - HI. Yes. 61 00:03:19,312 --> 00:03:22,798 Yes, she just came to watch some... TV. 62 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:25,562 - Ah, ok, is your TV broken? - Ninth. 63 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:29,170 - No. No. - But what if you... don't have any pants on? 64 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,608 Ah, yes, I have them, yes, no, they're down here. 65 00:03:31,618 --> 00:03:32,832 So, here you are. 66 00:03:32,842 --> 00:03:35,126 - What is this smell? - They'll be my pants, Bradley. 67 00:03:35,136 --> 00:03:37,561 - No, I smell something like bread. - Yes, exactly! 68 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,343 Ah, I'm making a cake. 69 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,418 - Yes, a cake... - For whom? 70 00:03:43,512 --> 00:03:45,541 For a friend celebrating his birthday. 71 00:03:46,154 --> 00:03:47,986 Come on, tell old Bradley who he is. 72 00:03:47,996 --> 00:03:51,785 I mean, a woman can't make a cake for a friend without... 73 00:03:51,795 --> 00:03:53,843 I've never seen you cook before. 74 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:56,792 Because I had no one to do it for. 75 00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:59,517 - Including yourself? - No one I liked then. 76 00:03:59,527 --> 00:04:02,209 Now we can go to watch television, Bradley? 77 00:04:02,219 --> 00:04:03,595 We're not in a hurry, are we? 78 00:04:03,605 --> 00:04:07,271 Well, I only have an hour or so before I'm due too tired to do anything. 79 00:04:08,337 --> 00:04:10,191 - I have to sleep, actually. - Yes. 80 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:12,189 I'm very tired. So maybe... 81 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:13,626 I'll just take out the cake... 82 00:04:17,664 --> 00:04:19,828 I see you smiling over there! 83 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,703 I'm not smiling. 84 00:04:28,356 --> 00:04:30,822 Hey, sorry I didn't come in dance class. 85 00:04:30,832 --> 00:04:34,203 Yep, here it is. I felt a citrulla without friends. 86 00:04:34,213 --> 00:04:37,153 Well, you know. I'm looking to change the world, Aine. 87 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:39,705 It takes a while. What is it? 88 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:41,545 Nothing, I just wanted to know... 89 00:04:41,555 --> 00:04:44,224 How is my uterus colleague on his big day. 90 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:45,554 We haven't spoken in a long time. 91 00:04:45,564 --> 00:04:46,673 Is everything okay? 92 00:04:46,683 --> 00:04:47,888 Yes, everything is fine. 93 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:50,404 So, I made a cake. 94 00:04:50,414 --> 00:04:53,004 For Richard. Maybe I exaggerated a little, but it's his birthday. 95 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:55,262 I think yesterday asked me out. 96 00:04:55,942 --> 00:04:57,163 Aine... 97 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,351 Try not to... 98 00:04:58,361 --> 00:04:59,683 - Fuck! - Excuse me. 99 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:03,872 Be careful. 100 00:05:03,882 --> 00:05:06,629 Shona, come on. You can't always challenge every single decision. 101 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,873 Life is too short. 102 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:11,046 Oh, and I sent you two photos of what I might wear tonight 103 00:05:11,056 --> 00:05:12,324 and you haven't responded yet. 104 00:05:12,334 --> 00:05:15,154 Don't wear a silk top on pastel pants, okay? 105 00:05:15,164 --> 00:05:17,237 I'm wearing them now and I look like a poor thing. 106 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:18,510 Okay, see you later. Hello. 107 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,523 Hello. 108 00:05:20,812 --> 00:05:22,705 - It does not work? - I'm looking for the problem. 109 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,569 - I don't understand what's happening. - Let's look for him. 110 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,113 Let's activate Bluetooth. 111 00:05:27,145 --> 00:05:29,821 You say it like you know what are you talking about! 112 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:34,872 HI. 113 00:05:34,882 --> 00:05:35,883 Aine. 114 00:05:36,257 --> 00:05:38,166 Nous avons class aujourd'hui? 115 00:05:38,502 --> 00:05:41,274 No. C'est un surprise visit. 116 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:42,820 I made a cake for your dad. 117 00:05:43,294 --> 00:05:44,429 - Pourquoi? - Why? 118 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:45,947 You can join the giveaway if you want. 119 00:05:45,957 --> 00:05:47,161 - Not. - Not? 120 00:05:47,171 --> 00:05:49,269 What does "not" mean? Not. Anyway, where is he? 121 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:50,589 There's a woman here. 122 00:05:50,599 --> 00:05:52,326 Which woman? Who? Which woman? 123 00:05:52,336 --> 00:05:54,693 Aine, hey. We weren't waiting for you! 124 00:05:55,242 --> 00:05:56,914 Have you forgotten something? Or... 125 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:57,924 We had... 126 00:05:58,491 --> 00:05:59,501 Why are you here? 127 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,825 - HI. - HI. 128 00:06:02,427 --> 00:06:03,395 What is it? 129 00:06:05,256 --> 00:06:06,582 Happy birthday! 130 00:06:06,592 --> 00:06:07,689 Richard! 131 00:06:08,982 --> 00:06:11,929 I didn't know it was your birthday! I should have known. 132 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,433 I know everything else about you. 133 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:15,756 Did you make him a cake? 134 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:19,001 Yes. I don't know if you can believe it, but this cake wasn't made... 135 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,395 In a pastry shop. 136 00:06:20,998 --> 00:06:21,999 It's a... 137 00:06:22,373 --> 00:06:23,474 God. 138 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,031 It had been a long time coming that no one baked me a cake. 139 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:29,484 It's actually from me and Etienne. It was his idea, he wanted to do it himself. 140 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:31,361 Here it is, Etienne. Now give it to your dad 141 00:06:31,371 --> 00:06:32,957 the cake you wanted to give him. 142 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:34,074 That's it. 143 00:06:34,084 --> 00:06:35,439 Oh, look how cute. 144 00:06:35,449 --> 00:06:36,469 Oh, but thanks. 145 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,658 Thanks Etienne. 146 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,168 Sorry, you would be... 147 00:06:40,178 --> 00:06:41,520 God, sorry. 148 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:43,286 She is the English teacher. 149 00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:45,278 My name is Aine. 150 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:46,298 Yes. 151 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:47,838 Yes, I'm the teacher. 152 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,469 I'm Barbara. 153 00:06:49,479 --> 00:06:51,629 Etienne's English has improved... 154 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:52,706 Just... 155 00:06:53,227 --> 00:06:54,177 A lot. 156 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,936 Are you... 157 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:57,848 You're doing a great job. 158 00:06:57,858 --> 00:06:59,270 Exactly, just like that. 159 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,533 Yes, good work. 160 00:07:02,154 --> 00:07:04,686 Well, I hope the cake it is not soggy on the bottom. 161 00:07:05,817 --> 00:07:07,029 What? 162 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:08,049 She knows it. 163 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:12,066 Very funny. It's a reference to the "Bake Off" program. 164 00:07:12,076 --> 00:07:12,991 Yes. 165 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,728 Yep, so... happy birthday. 166 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,662 It was a pleasure, but I have to go to class. 167 00:07:16,672 --> 00:07:18,595 Don't make trouble, madman. 168 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,659 - HI. - HI. 169 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,582 Now I'll make you come. 170 00:07:53,954 --> 00:07:55,408 - Come on. - No, no, no, no. 171 00:07:55,418 --> 00:07:58,620 - You didn't want it last time either. - No, it's not necessary, that's fine. 172 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,787 Just hug me. 173 00:08:00,797 --> 00:08:01,807 All right. 174 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:04,800 Will you rub my arm? 175 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:06,952 This is new. 176 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,873 Yes. 177 00:08:16,492 --> 00:08:17,757 Do you want to do it again? 178 00:08:19,877 --> 00:08:20,912 Everything is fine? 179 00:08:21,928 --> 00:08:23,989 Certain. Why? Certain. 180 00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:25,009 Very good! 181 00:08:29,772 --> 00:08:30,970 Hey... 182 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,805 Can I ask you something? 183 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,188 Yes. 184 00:08:39,198 --> 00:08:40,610 Sure, Freddie. 185 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,639 You can look at Madonna into her eyes and ask her a question. 186 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,506 You've been in rehab... 187 00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:49,117 A few months ago? 188 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:51,306 What? No 189 00:08:51,316 --> 00:08:52,641 No, ugly... 190 00:08:52,651 --> 00:08:54,192 Idiot, who told you that? 191 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:56,600 Charlotte talked about it. 192 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:01,068 Don't worry, he only told me because... he thought you already knew. 193 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:02,332 In fact, honestly... 194 00:09:02,952 --> 00:09:04,028 I should have. 195 00:09:04,038 --> 00:09:06,760 No, it was like a spa, not a rehabilitation center. 196 00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,829 And you didn't have to know, we had broken up. 197 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:09,986 So it's true? 198 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:11,113 - No! - Jesus. 199 00:09:11,123 --> 00:09:13,329 Aine, you should have told me, I still love you. 200 00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:17,515 No, I was just tired, it was a break, I... needed a break. 201 00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:20,941 - What do you mean you still love me? - Well, of course I love you. 202 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,301 That is, in the way... 203 00:09:24,271 --> 00:09:25,599 You know how. 204 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:28,210 Christ... 205 00:09:28,599 --> 00:09:30,984 Aine, was this really a spa? 206 00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:32,007 That is... 207 00:09:32,626 --> 00:09:34,889 You didn't do anything to yourself, did you? Charlotte said... 208 00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:36,201 But fuck Charlotte! 209 00:09:36,211 --> 00:09:39,143 What the fuck does Charlotte know? What a gossiping bitch! 210 00:09:39,153 --> 00:09:41,351 I am fine. God, I'm fine, Christ! 211 00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:43,684 Don't be dramatic, we're not in a soap opera. 212 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:45,527 Hey, don't mess with me. 213 00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:48,589 Really, I'm fine, Charlie just got it wrong. 214 00:09:48,599 --> 00:09:50,983 God, I really... I would kill Shona now. 215 00:09:50,993 --> 00:09:53,397 What nonsense. It was a spa, Freddie. 216 00:09:53,407 --> 00:09:55,838 You know, like a retreat. 217 00:09:55,848 --> 00:09:57,716 I mean, there was the Jacuzzi and other stuff. 218 00:10:02,316 --> 00:10:03,316 Okay. 219 00:10:06,812 --> 00:10:08,809 God, Shona... actually, you know what? 220 00:10:09,616 --> 00:10:10,930 I have... 221 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:13,204 I got that Shona thing, so I have to go. 222 00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:16,232 Can you lend me a cardigan? 223 00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:18,284 I'm dressed too lightly. 224 00:10:18,294 --> 00:10:19,309 Certain. 225 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:26,443 Whose clothes are these? 226 00:10:29,768 --> 00:10:31,112 Do you have a girlfriend? 227 00:10:31,636 --> 00:10:32,650 No... 228 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,325 He's often away, 229 00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:41,107 so let's take things slowly. 230 00:10:41,117 --> 00:10:43,004 Fucking your ex? How beautiful. 231 00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:44,557 Aine... don't do that. 232 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,947 You know I love you. 233 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:48,807 Oh, no. No. I don't know anything, actually, Freddie. 234 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,720 - Can you pass me your underwear? - Aine... 235 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:55,391 Pass me your underwear. 236 00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:04,010 Aine's been calling you all week. 237 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,034 Jesus, give me a break. 238 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,391 I'm very busy. 239 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:09,479 I called her back first, though. 240 00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:11,139 It's not like you, that's all. 241 00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:13,440 Oh shit. 242 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,036 Hey! HI. 243 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:20,076 Yes, no, I just have to get dressed... 244 00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:21,253 And then I leave. 245 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,045 Yes, Vish is coming too. 246 00:11:23,664 --> 00:11:25,477 Blessed among women, yes. 247 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:29,196 See you soon. Bye bye. 248 00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:35,412 - What? - Nothing. Just... 249 00:11:37,141 --> 00:11:39,729 You kept yourself free this weekend, right? 250 00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:40,730 Yes. 251 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,494 Keep yourself free tomorrow too. 252 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,104 - Why? - Why yes. 253 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,549 - What do we do? - Nothing, I... 254 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,673 Something nice planned for the two of us, that's all. 255 00:11:50,683 --> 00:11:52,256 - Oh, my God. - What? 256 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,442 Do you want to ask me to marry you tomorrow? 257 00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:58,509 - Why? Why should I...? - Oh, Christ, 258 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,426 - you would have already denied it if it wasn't true. - It was supposed to be a surprise! 259 00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:03,587 Why are you telling me this now? 260 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,275 I didn't tell you, you guessed it! 261 00:12:05,285 --> 00:12:07,943 Hell, we haven't even talked or... 262 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:10,286 - We didn't talk about... - Fuck it. You know what? I... 263 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,384 - What are you... Jesus, be careful, Vish. - I'll do it now. 264 00:12:13,394 --> 00:12:14,594 I do it now. 265 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,677 I love you, Shona. 266 00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,599 And I would like the two of us... 267 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,389 Let's spend our lives together. 268 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,109 - It's a no. - No. 269 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:33,670 - Yes. - That is... but... �... 270 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,443 I don't even know... 271 00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:37,007 If it's something I want to do. 272 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,022 In general. 273 00:12:38,531 --> 00:12:40,407 You understand? It's not a no to you... 274 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,326 Or a yes to you... 275 00:12:42,336 --> 00:12:45,136 - Clear. - I mean, it's not you, it's a big... 276 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,906 It's a big contractual decision. 277 00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:49,807 Contractual decision? 278 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,430 Do you want me to explain the terms to you? 279 00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:53,431 - Yes. - Okay... 280 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,410 Not now! 281 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,470 The terms are I love you and the conditions are that you love me too. 282 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,480 Yes, and I agree with both 283 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,062 but for Christ's sake... 284 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,197 I have a talk in an hour! 285 00:13:03,207 --> 00:13:07,031 - No, sorry, I wanted to do it well. - You can't make life decisions like that 286 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,158 on two feet. 287 00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:10,069 Fuck! 288 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:13,147 Oh, God, I feel a little... 289 00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:17,041 I think I should... make myself a waffle. 290 00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:21,029 - Calm down. I'll do it, okay? Calm down. - Oh, fuck. 291 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,922 According to Aine you would have said yes to me. 292 00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,036 So... 293 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,637 Did you tell Aine? 294 00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:31,407 I couldn't have asked you without asking her first. 295 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,486 No, you have to ask me! 296 00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:34,755 Not to Aine, to me. 297 00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:38,132 - It was supposed to be a surprise. - Yes, in fact I'm surprised. 298 00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:40,062 I hate surprises. 299 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,437 I'm leaving. 300 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,497 - Wait, why? - No... 301 00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:56,070 Vish, no, I'm sorry, you confused me and... 302 00:13:56,745 --> 00:13:57,759 I... 303 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,260 Oh, my God. 304 00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:11,374 - Hey, come on, I have a little something for you, here. - Oh, holy shit. 305 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,363 Why would I want to see your ugly dick? 306 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:14,910 Yes, well, fuck you. 307 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,657 I didn't kick him out my vagina, right? 308 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,182 - Christ. However it is not worth more than four! - Suca! 309 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:22,851 And I was generous. 310 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,302 Christ. 311 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:29,895 - Hi, Vish. - I think he told me no. 312 00:14:29,905 --> 00:14:31,023 What? 313 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,190 I didn't want to ask him, but he guessed I would do it tomorrow 314 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,765 - and I didn't want to lie so... - And he said no? 315 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:37,770 I think so. 316 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,481 - I don't know. - I'll kill her. 317 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,987 - Did you say no? - Now I don't even want to talk to you! 318 00:14:51,997 --> 00:14:54,425 - What? - Okay? I'm mad at you to death. 319 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,171 And I'm getting late and I'm angry and nervous. 320 00:14:57,181 --> 00:14:58,425 - Are you angry with me? - Yes. 321 00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:00,187 - Why? - Because you knew about the proposal. 322 00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:02,421 It was supposed to be a surprise, Shona! 323 00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:04,642 He wanted to ask you tomorrow on South Bank... 324 00:15:04,652 --> 00:15:06,423 In your place first date. 325 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,203 Not here, with your tea towels lying around! 326 00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:10,647 Why doesn't anyone know that I hate surprises? 327 00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:12,255 Oh, you hate surprises? 328 00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:13,725 Think of mine, in surprise, 329 00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:16,269 when Freddie asked me if I've been in rehab, 330 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:19,210 because he told her that bitch Charlotte. 331 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,772 Are you seeing Freddie again? 332 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,205 Oh, my God... 333 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,315 I can't... 334 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:26,978 - I'd kill you! - Not if I kill you first. 335 00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:30,855 But then, why on earth do you care what does he think? He has moved on. 336 00:15:31,488 --> 00:15:33,113 Did you know he has a girlfriend? 337 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,452 - Why didn't you tell me? - Why did you never tell me... 338 00:15:36,462 --> 00:15:38,745 That you're dating him again, idiot. 339 00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:41,453 It wasn't your secret, Shona! 340 00:15:41,463 --> 00:15:44,294 God, if I had seen the way where he looked at me! 341 00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:47,135 Because who wants to go out with a crazy woman to hook up with? 342 00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:48,203 Seriously. 343 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:51,341 A man goes crazy and they consider it like a Bob Dylan with the guitar, 344 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,215 But if a woman demonstrates one more emotion 345 00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:56,083 becomes immediately that fucking Lindsay Lohan. 346 00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:58,056 Nobody wants to go out with Lindsay Lohan. 347 00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,504 Although for sure He's adorable in real life. 348 00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,126 I told Charlotte... 349 00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:04,218 Because I needed it to tell someone... 350 00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:05,239 Okay? 351 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:09,019 Sorry if I found it difficult to deal with having found my sister... 352 00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:12,682 Overdosed on pills just before leaving for dad's anniversary in Ireland! 353 00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:14,263 I am sorry. 354 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,187 Your life is not yours alone, Aine. 355 00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:18,386 - Okay? It's mine too. - Shona, I'm... 356 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:19,577 - An adult. - Well, 357 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,970 then behave like one, sometimes you look like a little girl! 358 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,950 - Because you treat me like a child! - Because you're being a little girl! 359 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,326 Because you treat me like a child! It's chicken or the egg, Shona! 360 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,254 - Shit. What the fuck was that? - The waffles. 361 00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:37,324 Hey. 362 00:16:37,615 --> 00:16:38,705 Hey. 363 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,267 I called you... 364 00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:41,307 An Uber. 365 00:16:41,881 --> 00:16:43,642 Arrives in four minutes. 366 00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:47,041 I thought you'd be late, and you definitely are, so... 367 00:16:47,051 --> 00:16:50,279 I'll butter your waffles, you put on your shoes and... 368 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,008 Maybe the pants. 369 00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:54,074 Yes... 370 00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,823 While they dry, I'll curl your hair. 371 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,867 - I don't want you to curl my hair. - I do. 372 00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:03,250 You only have four minutes. 373 00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:10,214 - Can I have one of those waffles, Vish? - No, you can't, there are only two left, 374 00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:11,938 don't eat my waffles, please. 375 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,941 - Not even a bite? - Oh God, take a half, okay? 376 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,993 Thank you. 377 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,307 You're so... 378 00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:34,300 Brilliant, 379 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,585 and annoyingly good at these things. 380 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:39,530 And the hair is amazing. 381 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,221 - I am sorry. - I am sorry. 382 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,693 I am sorry. 383 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:50,227 I always worry about you. 384 00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,053 I worry so much that I can't sleep. 385 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:59,034 And I see from the app that you're walking in the middle of the night And how do I know you're not... 386 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,566 Why did you do it, right? 387 00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,362 I mean, you tried to kill yourself. 388 00:18:13,472 --> 00:18:16,773 I don't want to lie to you, Shona, but I don't want to make you sad. 389 00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,301 Aine... 390 00:18:24,149 --> 00:18:26,423 I... I lost my mind, Sho. 391 00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,615 I'm so sorry, it's that I... 392 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,889 I won't do it again. 393 00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:33,688 Never, never will... 394 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,069 I'll never do it again, Shona. 395 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:37,723 - Do you promise me? - I promise. 396 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,880 - Seriously, do you promise me? - Yes. 397 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,040 I will never... die. 398 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,772 Come on, I was trying to lighten things up. 399 00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,047 Hey, Shona. 400 00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:54,050 I'm halfway through the bottle, you can start. 401 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,548 - Hello, Aine. - HI. 402 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:57,723 Everything OK? 403 00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:58,750 Yes, yes. 404 00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,372 Well, I'm going now. 405 00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:02,710 Yes, good luck. 406 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,683 I'm proud of you. It will be fine with Vish. 407 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,647 However, I don't think so that he is a nice person. 408 00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:10,409 As? Who? 409 00:19:10,419 --> 00:19:11,619 Lindsay Lohan. 410 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,675 Good evening. 411 00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:26,021 It's great to see you here in so many... 412 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,004 Tonight. Women, huh? 413 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,854 Did you believe it? 414 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:33,348 So, my partner he doesn't accept that his race... 415 00:19:33,358 --> 00:19:34,763 Define it. 416 00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:36,446 She... 417 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:38,086 Charlotte... 418 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:39,627 �... 419 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,817 A great source of inspiration, Soon she will speak too. 420 00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:44,788 But while she insists... 421 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,250 Not wanting his appearance... 422 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,291 The... 423 00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:49,462 Define, 424 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,056 My life partner... 425 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,575 He proudly accepts his race. 426 00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:56,546 For him it sets him apart positively. For him... 427 00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:57,697 It's a strong point. 428 00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:59,298 I say partner... 429 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,712 But I should say future husband. 430 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,910 Oh God no, please. 431 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,428 I have so many reasons to refuse... 432 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,711 Some applause for my engagement. 433 00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:12,505 If you want to applaud me, let... 434 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,029 Let me read my CV to you. 435 00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,691 How to use... 436 00:20:17,945 --> 00:20:19,094 This power. 437 00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:21,218 The thought we had Charlotte and I, 438 00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:23,216 when we decided to found... 439 00:20:26,232 --> 00:20:27,909 - Oh God. - It was fantastic. 440 00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:30,256 - Really, huh? Did it go well? - Stupendous. 441 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:33,179 - You know, you were great. Really. - No, really, you were great. 442 00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:35,695 I think you're great. 443 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,376 Hey, hello. Excuse me. 444 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:58,328 I'm at my sister's thing and I lost your call, you know, I'm his... 445 00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:00,430 Emotional support and guide animal, tonight. 446 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,411 Ah, ok, I won't hold you back. I wanted... 447 00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:03,723 I just wanted to tell you... 448 00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:05,882 Thanks for the cake. 449 00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,327 I'm still alive, it wasn't poisoned, 450 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,898 Ah, good, then you will reach seventy-three. 451 00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:13,336 Yes, I think so. 452 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,417 Listen, 453 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,256 I'm sorry about first... 454 00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:19,635 The air was tense. 455 00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:21,604 Barbara was... 456 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,450 He's the social worker. 457 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:27,527 I'm a little confused, I don't know what to think of the two of us, and... 458 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:30,613 I didn't know if I understood what I meant 459 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,136 then I thought, 460 00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:33,153 you know... 461 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:34,972 Let you know. 462 00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:37,587 Yes. I understand... 463 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:43,457 Aine! 464 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:45,910 - Do you have to go? - Oh, yes. 465 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,922 - Sorry, they're calling me. - Okay. 466 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,294 So... 467 00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:51,322 I... 468 00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:52,704 And Etienne 469 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:55,302 - We'll see you on Monday. - Yes, yes, of course. Yes. 470 00:21:55,312 --> 00:21:56,316 Okay, bye. 471 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,008 Ok... bye! 472 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,084 You haven't been here for three months. 473 00:22:12,094 --> 00:22:13,209 I was getting worried. 474 00:22:13,219 --> 00:22:15,526 Did he worry about me? Hand. 475 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:17,739 That is... 476 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,134 You know... 477 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,190 It's really expensive, 478 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,182 so if I have to choose between therapy and rent, I say: 479 00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:26,109 "I choose rent, thanks!". 480 00:22:26,682 --> 00:22:28,808 So... why did you come back now? 481 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:34,568 I think that's the same reason why people buy those expensive shampoos. 482 00:22:34,578 --> 00:22:36,621 At a certain point they think: "You know... 483 00:22:36,631 --> 00:22:38,010 "Maybe I'm worth it." 484 00:22:39,326 --> 00:22:41,264 Are you thinking of resuming sessions? 485 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,637 Yes, I hope so, I hope so. 486 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,045 You know, I really... 487 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:49,484 I want to improve. 488 00:22:52,197 --> 00:22:53,298 Living. 489 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,487 It's difficult. �... 490 00:22:58,399 --> 00:23:00,312 It's difficult. You know, the... 491 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,461 His... everyday life it can be relentless. 492 00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:10,004 But I can try. 493 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,189 Do you want to hear a joke? 494 00:23:13,199 --> 00:23:14,202 Tell me. 495 00:23:15,326 --> 00:23:16,376 She's old. 496 00:23:18,592 --> 00:23:21,278 How many psychologists do we need to change a light bulb? 497 00:23:22,122 --> 00:23:24,901 How many psychologists do we need to change a light bulb? 498 00:23:25,951 --> 00:23:27,022 One... 499 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,559 But the light bulb must really want to change. 500 00:23:32,523 --> 00:23:35,873 Do you want to join us? Write to nospoiler@protonmail.com